Win/Mac/Linux
Released: December 12, 2013
Price: $1.99 (80% off)
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.
Not The Robots is this year's most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It's a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
•A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
•Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
•Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
•Tons of crafty gadgets to master
•Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
•Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
•Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
•Controller support
•The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
About 2DArray
2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
•Follow @2DArray
About tinyBuild GAMES
tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:
• Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
• Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
• Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
• Unannounced super-secret in-house game
•Follow @tinyBuild
Not The Robots is this year's most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It's a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
•A seven-building Campaign Mode of increasingly brutal (and fully procedural) levels
•Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick
•Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep
•Tons of crafty gadgets to master
•Contains an unlockable sequel to "You Find Yourself In A Room," a previous game from 2DArray
•Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size
•Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting
•Controller support
•The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!
About 2DArray
2DArray is previously known for web game hits like Company of Myself, Fixation, Fisher-Diver, and Spewer. This is their first commercial game, supported by tinyBuild GAMES.
•Follow @2DArray
About tinyBuild GAMES
tinyBuild GAMES is an indie game development and publishing company. No Time To Explain is their first game. It came out of a successful Kickstarter and Greenlight adventure. They're currently working on a bunch of games:
• Co-developing SpeedRunners -- currently in Early Access on Steam
• Working with 3rd party devs on games like Not the Robots (live on Steam)
• Preparing to release Fearless Fantasy and other unannounced titles
• Unannounced super-secret in-house game
•Follow @tinyBuild
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